Ugliest & Oddest Build Challenge!!!

[RTZGUITARS]

This is not a contest there is no prizes no winner no loser hopefully a few laughs.    

                                    Rules

#1 Post a pic of your ugliest homemade instrument. Or oddest.

Please post the picture in the comment so people don't have to open the file

Here my Squidzilla 

  

[the anonymous pick]

dats thexah  ;-}

[RTZGUITARS]

Plate guitars have the rust  and faded factor instant age.

[Anthony Waszkiewicz]

You should be booked for playin this...haaa

[Charlie Zapalac]

Digger.  Still in progress.  Making adjustments and deciding on tunings.  In this pic the pickup wasn't mounted, the strap wasn't attached, The skull knob is not shown.  Definitely gets attention already.

[Grandpa]

A second entry. Old Calif. plate, another barn find hinge tree, vinegar/peroxide/salt aged hardware, and another old yardstick fretboard. Beautiful? Hideous?.....Awesome! Another great player, low action slider. Glass finger makes them both sing. Get going, make one! You can not screw it up!

[RTZGUITARS]

My Birth State and Year nice

[Michael Fred Johnson]

That's not ugly,it oozes character,disqualified.

[darryl kernaghan]

Marri body,Sheoak neck,tie wire frets,homemade pup,a bit of a junkyard dog

[RTZGUITARS]

Now your where getting there looks frail. Like the rusted hay cart great electrical looks like 2 pickups?

[darryl kernaghan]

Only 1 pup RTZ, as for frail,believe me no drummer is gonna get out of line when your holding this thing

[RTZGUITARS]

Looks like something Uncle Fester would play

[Jezah]

Its scary ugly alright... never mind the drummers you've got them sorted now... what would it do to the audience? it looks cool.