Short Story by Jamie MacBlues

What's  In A Name? ,by Jamie MacBlues  (with thanks to Uncle John)

I thought I was alone in having the Christian name I was blessed with........

It was a few years back. An old fellow came into the sex shop where I was working, looking to buy the videos "Big Ben Comes Out  The Closet" and "Big Ben Goes Back In Again".

I looked at him closely, decide he was NOT  gonna rob me, and said to him: "My name is 'Ponzfazzle', what's yours. He looked slowly back at me and said " My name's Fred".

Ever since that day, life has continued in the same old tedious way, with few surprises, but hey ho.... :)

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Comment by Clock The Wolf on July 11, 2015 at 6:42am

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on July 11, 2015 at 4:48am

If you've not read Uncle John's short story, the above story will mean absolutely NOTHING to you!! lol lol

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